Sounds like he’s a Gnomophobe.
edit: Who does he think you are, Susie Gnomemaker? Tell him to ride of in his ‘57 Chevy Gnomad to Gnome, Alaska.

Tell him “Love me, love my gnome.”
Edit for Kimmie - women don’t argue about stupid stuff like that? Well, nice of you to stick up for our gender, but you would be completely wrong about that, dear. In my experience, women are a pretty persnickity bunch.

This is quite a strong threat for a garden gnome. I knew they were trouble because they are just so cute.

i agree.
but, if it’s about the gnome, and the gnome only, then mmm he is being unreasonable.

Ask why he would be annoyed with that. Maybe there is some kind of explanation. Maybe a gnome attacked him(lol) but there given your explanation, i would say hes unreasonable, given my i would say you

He’s probably being slightly unreasnable (then again I hate gaden gnomes as well)

sounds rather immature and controlling… he’s being unreasonable… and if a person is going to pull out the “breakup” card every time they have a tiny, stupid little disagreement like this one, I’d check whether or not you want that long term…

lmao. Poor Norm, he deserves to be up and proud.

maybe there is more then the fight then just the gnome maybe it stems from other issues

Maybe he is secertly in love with Norm. Get a woman we don’t argue over stupid stuff like this.
To effectively answer this question I need to know are you the male or the female in the relationship. Which one of you is the (punk)? (look it up)

smash it over her head

Let him leave, hes a control freak.

Just make sure you get everything in your name before the gnome named Norm goes out.

Sounds a wee bit strange from an adult…he is an adult isn’t he…have you seen Norm lately…maybe your boyfriend broke him…or, worse, sold him at a garage sale…maybe it’s time you started looking for someone who appreciates gnomes…

no….i believe that there is more to the fight. it cant just be the garden creature.

Is your garden gnome straight or gay.
Maybe that’s the problem